Satire 2 The Bone

Satire 2 The Bone

jBone Satire  //  Nothing about business, nothing about making money, Everything about teasing, sarcasm, making fun of people, calling people weirdos. Ranting, raving, and and spewing whatever I want that comes to mind. It could be religion, it could be politics, it could be anything. I can do whatever I want. I hope you don't enjoy it. In fact, quit reading this, your wasting a bunch of time.

Jan 11 / 7:04pm

John Coleman vs Al Gore

Okay, Al Gore vs John Coleman. Okay, maybe Al could take John, but it wouldn't make his theories more valid. I like Johns graphs better!

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Jan 11 / 10:02am

California is the place to be!

From the L. A. Times


1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes.

This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2.  
95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3.  
75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. 
Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. 
Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
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. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.
(There are 10.2 million people in L. A. County .)
    
 
 (All 10 of the above facts were published in the Los Angeles Times)
    
  Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 
29% are on welfare. Over 70% of the United States ' annual population growth

(and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration. 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.
    
  We are fools for letting this continue

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Dec 26 / 10:30am

The 2nd Amendment

I love this photo, and its caption!

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Dec 24 / 10:02am

H.R.45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009

 
Verified true on Snopes   

 
http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/blairholt.asp

  Yes its true that there is a bill, or was a Bill but its not to the point of having it on are tax returns.. I checked further, and found that i was fales.  Sorry for the post earlier with mis leading verbiage.

thank

Satire 2 the Bone

 


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Dec 12 / 3:24pm

Australian Gun Law update

Australian Gun Law Update
 
 
Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts... 
From: Ed Chenel , A police officer in Australia

 
Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the real figures from Down Under. 
 
It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program costing  Australia   taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. 
 
The first year results are now in: 
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent, 
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent; 
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)! 
 
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. (Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not and criminals still possess their guns!) 
 
While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed. 
 
There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.. 
 
Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns..' You won't see this on the American evening news or hear your governor or members of the State Assembly disseminating this information. 
 
The Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens. 
 
Take note Americans, before it's too late!

Will you be one of the sheeple to turn yours in?  WHY?  You will need it.


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Dec 7 / 10:03pm

Good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations

Read the story before looking at the picture!!

Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.  The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Kind of feel like I gave in to the  man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm to near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house. I think I made him too real this time

So it was fun while it lasted

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Nov 23 / 9:00pm

Lots of farting in women's bathroom

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This was hilarious!

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Nov 19 / 1:41pm

Fort Hood murderer Nidal Hasan Homeland Security Advisor

The Terrorist murderer Nidal Hasan was an advisor at some Homeland Security event.  Open the pdf, or download it so you can go to page 29-30 to see all the advisors.  You will see Nidal Hasan listed there.  I am not saying that this means much, but it does question why Mr. Obama wanted us not to jump to conclusions on this investigation because there was some distant ties to the administration.  Believe what you want, I think its pretty weird.  Click the download link on the bottom to get the document on your computer.

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Nov 17 / 10:58pm

Obama's Eligibility, Judge Carter sets trial

Federal Judge Carter sets Trial Date for Obama's Eligibility!

The expedited trial has been set for Jan. 26, 2010!

Many concerned veterans and citizens attended the hearing in Federal Court in Santa Ana in the lawsuit against Barack Obama to determine his eligibility to be President and Commander in Chief.  About 150 people showed up, almost all in support of the lawsuit to demand that Obama release his birth certificate and other records that he has hidden from the American people.

Judge David Carter refused to hear Obama's request for dismissal. He indicated there was almost no chance that this case would be dismissed. Obama is arguing this lawsuit was filed in the wrong court if you can believe that.  Obama would prefer a "kangaroo court" instead of a Federal court! Assuming Judge Carter denies Obama's motion for dismissal, he will likely then order expedited discovery which will force Obama to release his birth certificate in a timely manner (if he has one).

The judge, WHO IS A FORMER U.S. MARINE, repeated several times that this is A VERY SERIOUS CASE which must be resolved quickly so that the troops know that their Commander in Chief is eligible to hold that position and issue lawful orders to our military in this time of war. He basically said OBAMA MUST PROVE HIS ELIGIBILITY to the court! He said Americans deserve to know the truth about their President!

The two U.S. Attorneys representing Barack Obama tried everything they could to sway the judge that this case was frivolous, but Carter would have none of it and cut them off several times.  Obama's attorneys left the courtroom after about the 90 minute hearing looking defeated and nervous.

Great day in America for the U.S. Constitution!  The truth about Barack Obama's eligibility will be known fairly soon - Judge Carter practically guaranteed it!

Video from the press conference after the hearing coming soon. Congratulations to plaintiffs attorney Dr. Orly Taitz! She did a great job and won some huge victories.  She was fearless!

This needs to be forwarded to everyone you know....
KEEP THIS JUDGE & THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN GETTING THE TRUTH OUT IN PRAYER
"As Americans we should not be shocked that Obama was given the
Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name.
After all we gave him the White House based on the same credentials..."
In God we trust
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Nov 2 / 12:37pm

"WE NOTICED"

That all of you might want to read a letter written to President Obama by Buddy Hackett's (Buddy Hackett was a comedian and movie star) widow, Sherry Hackett.
 


President Obama:

Today I read of your administrations' plan to re-define September 11
as a National Service Day. Sir, it's time we had a talk.........

During your campaign, Americans watched as you made mockery of our
tradition of standing and crossing your heart when the Pledge of
Allegiance was spoken. You, out of four people on the stage, were the
only one not honoring our tradition.

YES, "We noticed."

During one of your many speeches, Americans heard you say that you
intended to visit all 57 states. We all know that Islam, not America , has 
57 states.

YES, "We noticed."

When President Bush leaned over at Ground Zero and gently placed a
flower on the memorial, while you nonchalantly tossed your flower onto
the pile without leaning over.

YES, "We noticed."

Every time you apologized to other countries for America 's position on
an issue we have wondered why you don't share our pride in this great
country. When you have heard foreign leaders berate our country and
our beliefs, you have not defended us. In fact, you insulted the
British Crown beyond belief.

YES, "We noticed."

When your pastor of 20 years, "God-damned America " and said that
9/11 was America 's chickens coming home to roost" and you denied
having heard recriminations of that nature, we wondered how that could
be. You later disassociated yourself from that church and Pastor
Wright because it was politically expedient to do so.

YES, "We noticed."

When you announced that you would transform America , we wondered why.
With all her faults, America is the greatest country on earth. Sir,
KEEP THIS IN MIND, "if not for America and the people who built her,
you wouldn't be sitting in the White House now." Prior to your
election to the highest office in this country, you were a senator from
Illinois and from what we can glean from the records available, not a very
remarkable one.

YES, "We noticed."

All through your campaign and even now, you have surrounded yourself
with individuals who are basically unqualified for the positions for
which you appointed them. Worse than that, the majority of them are
people who, like you, bear no special allegiance, respect, or affection
for this country and her traditions.

YES, "We noticed."

You are 9 months into your term and every morning millions of Americans
wake up to a new horror heaped on us by you. You seek to saddle
working Americans with a health care/insurance reform package that,
along with cap and trade, will bankrupt this nation.

YES, "We noticed."

We seek, by protesting, to let our representatives know that we are not
in favor of these crippling expenditures and we are labeled
"un-American","racist". We wonder how we are supposed to let you know
how frustrated we are. You have attempted to make our protests seem
isolated and insignificant. Until your appointment, Americans had the
right to speak out.

YES, "We noticed."

On September 11, 2001, there were no Republicans or Democrats, only
Americans. And we all grieved together and helped each other in
whatever way we could. The attack on 9/11 was carried out because we
are Americans.

And YES, "We noticed."

There were many of us who prayed that as a black president you could
help unite this nation. In six months you have done more to destroy
this nation than the attack on 9/11. You have failed us.

YES, "We noticed."

September 11 is a day of remembrance for all Americans. You propose
to make 9/11 a "National Service Day". While we know that you don't
share our reverence for 9/11, we pray that history will report your
proposal as what it is...a disgrace.

YES, "We noticed."

You have made a mockery of our Constitution and the office that you
hold. You have embarrassed and slighted us in foreign visits and
policy.

YES, "We noticed.."

We have noticed all these things. We will deal with you. When
Americans come together again, it will be to remove you from office.

Take notice. 

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