Satire 2 The Bone

Satire 2 The Bone

jBone Satire  //  Nothing about business, nothing about making money, Everything about teasing, sarcasm, making fun of people, calling people weirdos. Ranting, raving, and and spewing whatever I want that comes to mind. It could be religion, it could be politics, it could be anything. I can do whatever I want. I hope you don't enjoy it. In fact, quit reading this, your wasting a bunch of time.

Dec 7 / 10:03pm

Good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations

Read the story before looking at the picture!!

Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.  The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.

Kind of feel like I gave in to the  man by taking him down but my neighbor did confirm to near miss accidents on the busy street next to my house. I think I made him too real this time

So it was fun while it lasted

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