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Satire 2 The Bone

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Oct 15 / 9:05pm

The basic rules in Chicago politics, "You don't know anybody"

Barack Obama: 
Quote 
"I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... And that was in the stands and from a distance at a  Chicago Bears Football Game" 
Unquote.


Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in  Chicago , April 16, 2007. Photo Reuters. 
Rod Blagojevich (Democrat), Barack Obama (Democrat), and Richard M. Daley (Democrat - Mayor of Chicago since 1989) 

To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand the world according to  Chicago . While it is a city in  Illinois , it is also a completely different country, with a whole different set of morals and language. There are only three rules which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1...No matter what you see, hear, or do, you don't know anybody and you don't know nothin! 
RULE #2...If you capture something on tape or camera, it doesn't reveal nothin! 
RULE #3...If you know what everybody knows in  Chicago , well, you still don't know nothin.

Now pay close attention! We don't want to have to say this more than once. It's very simple.....we'll illustrate. Remember, you know nothin. 

These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't.
 



                       
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