Satire 2 The Bone

Satire 2 The Bone

jBone Satire  //  Nothing about business, nothing about making money, Everything about teasing, sarcasm, making fun of people, calling people weirdos. Ranting, raving, and and spewing whatever I want that comes to mind. It could be religion, it could be politics, it could be anything. I can do whatever I want. I hope you don't enjoy it. In fact, quit reading this, your wasting a bunch of time.

Nov 19 / 1:41pm

Fort Hood murderer Nidal Hasan Homeland Security Advisor

The Terrorist murderer Nidal Hasan was an advisor at some Homeland Security event.  Open the pdf, or download it so you can go to page 29-30 to see all the advisors.  You will see Nidal Hasan listed there.  I am not saying that this means much, but it does question why Mr. Obama wanted us not to jump to conclusions on this investigation because there was some distant ties to the administration.  Believe what you want, I think its pretty weird.  Click the download link on the bottom to get the document on your computer.

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Nov 2 / 12:37pm

"WE NOTICED"

That all of you might want to read a letter written to President Obama by Buddy Hackett's (Buddy Hackett was a comedian and movie star) widow, Sherry Hackett.
 


President Obama:

Today I read of your administrations' plan to re-define September 11
as a National Service Day. Sir, it's time we had a talk.........

During your campaign, Americans watched as you made mockery of our
tradition of standing and crossing your heart when the Pledge of
Allegiance was spoken. You, out of four people on the stage, were the
only one not honoring our tradition.

YES, "We noticed."

During one of your many speeches, Americans heard you say that you
intended to visit all 57 states. We all know that Islam, not America , has 
57 states.

YES, "We noticed."

When President Bush leaned over at Ground Zero and gently placed a
flower on the memorial, while you nonchalantly tossed your flower onto
the pile without leaning over.

YES, "We noticed."

Every time you apologized to other countries for America 's position on
an issue we have wondered why you don't share our pride in this great
country. When you have heard foreign leaders berate our country and
our beliefs, you have not defended us. In fact, you insulted the
British Crown beyond belief.

YES, "We noticed."

When your pastor of 20 years, "God-damned America " and said that
9/11 was America 's chickens coming home to roost" and you denied
having heard recriminations of that nature, we wondered how that could
be. You later disassociated yourself from that church and Pastor
Wright because it was politically expedient to do so.

YES, "We noticed."

When you announced that you would transform America , we wondered why.
With all her faults, America is the greatest country on earth. Sir,
KEEP THIS IN MIND, "if not for America and the people who built her,
you wouldn't be sitting in the White House now." Prior to your
election to the highest office in this country, you were a senator from
Illinois and from what we can glean from the records available, not a very
remarkable one.

YES, "We noticed."

All through your campaign and even now, you have surrounded yourself
with individuals who are basically unqualified for the positions for
which you appointed them. Worse than that, the majority of them are
people who, like you, bear no special allegiance, respect, or affection
for this country and her traditions.

YES, "We noticed."

You are 9 months into your term and every morning millions of Americans
wake up to a new horror heaped on us by you. You seek to saddle
working Americans with a health care/insurance reform package that,
along with cap and trade, will bankrupt this nation.

YES, "We noticed."

We seek, by protesting, to let our representatives know that we are not
in favor of these crippling expenditures and we are labeled
"un-American","racist". We wonder how we are supposed to let you know
how frustrated we are. You have attempted to make our protests seem
isolated and insignificant. Until your appointment, Americans had the
right to speak out.

YES, "We noticed."

On September 11, 2001, there were no Republicans or Democrats, only
Americans. And we all grieved together and helped each other in
whatever way we could. The attack on 9/11 was carried out because we
are Americans.

And YES, "We noticed."

There were many of us who prayed that as a black president you could
help unite this nation. In six months you have done more to destroy
this nation than the attack on 9/11. You have failed us.

YES, "We noticed."

September 11 is a day of remembrance for all Americans. You propose
to make 9/11 a "National Service Day". While we know that you don't
share our reverence for 9/11, we pray that history will report your
proposal as what it is...a disgrace.

YES, "We noticed."

You have made a mockery of our Constitution and the office that you
hold. You have embarrassed and slighted us in foreign visits and
policy.

YES, "We noticed.."

We have noticed all these things. We will deal with you. When
Americans come together again, it will be to remove you from office.

Take notice. 

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Oct 20 / 10:41pm

First Lady requires more than 20 attendants for social life. Are we in a recession?

Here are all those jobs that they are creating, half of them are the First Lady's staff!


From the Canada Free Press :
 First  Lady Requires More Than Twenty Attendants
 July 7, 2009 
 
 Written  by Dr. Paul L. Williams
 
 "In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to
 give back to this country that has given me so much,"
 she said. "See, that's why I left a job at a big
 law firm for a career in public service, "... Michelle Obama
 
 No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First
 Lady and she doesn't perform any official duties. But
 this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented
 number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy

 her every request in the midst of the Great Recession.

 Just think,  Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china

 for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower

 had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary from her husband's salary.

 

Total Personal Staff members for other first ladies paid by taxpayers:

Mamie Eisenhower : 1 paid for personally out of President's salary

Jackie Kennedy: 1

Roseline Carter: 1

Barbara Bush: 1

Hilary Clinton: 3

Laura Bush: 1

Michele Obama: 22


 How things have changed! If you're one of the tens of
 millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning
 less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart
 or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and
 then come to realize that the benefit package for these
 servants of Ms Michelle are the same as members of the
 national security and defense departments and the bill for
 these assorted lackeys is paid by YOU, John Q. Public:

Michele Obama's personal staff:
 1. $172,200 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
 2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the
 President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
 3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the
 President and White House Social Secretary for Mrs. Obama)
 4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to
 the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
 5. $100,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the
 President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
 6. $90,000 - Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
 7. $84,000 - Lel yveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
 8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
 9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
 10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
 11. $64,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
 12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events
 Coordinator For The First Lady)
 13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
 14. $57,500 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
 15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
 16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
 17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
 18. $43,000 - Tubman, Samanth a (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
 19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
 20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
 21. $35,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
 22. $35,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of  Correspondence for the First Lady)
 (total = $1,591,200 in annual salaries)


 There has NEVER been anyone in the White House at any time
 who has created such an army of staffers whose sole duties
 are the facilitation of the First Lady's social life.
 One wonders why she needs so much help, at taxpayer expense.

 Note: This does not include makeup artist Ingrid
 Grimes-Miles, 49, and "First Hairstylist" Johnny
 Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to  Europe .
 
 Copyright 2009 Canada Free Press.Com
 canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/12652
 
 Yes, I know, The Canadian Free Press
 had to publish this perhaps because America no

longer has a free press and  the USA media is too scared
that they might be considered racist or suffer at the hands

of Obama. Sorry America !
 
 SICKENING.........ISN'T IT?

 

by Dr. Paul L. Williams

 


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Oct 15 / 9:05pm

The basic rules in Chicago politics, "You don't know anybody"

Barack Obama: 
Quote 
"I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... And that was in the stands and from a distance at a  Chicago Bears Football Game" 
Unquote.


Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in  Chicago , April 16, 2007. Photo Reuters. 
Rod Blagojevich (Democrat), Barack Obama (Democrat), and Richard M. Daley (Democrat - Mayor of Chicago since 1989) 

To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand the world according to  Chicago . While it is a city in  Illinois , it is also a completely different country, with a whole different set of morals and language. There are only three rules which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1...No matter what you see, hear, or do, you don't know anybody and you don't know nothin! 
RULE #2...If you capture something on tape or camera, it doesn't reveal nothin! 
RULE #3...If you know what everybody knows in  Chicago , well, you still don't know nothin.

Now pay close attention! We don't want to have to say this more than once. It's very simple.....we'll illustrate. Remember, you know nothin. 

These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't.
 



                       
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